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Monday, February 23, 2009
Holy Moly Batman...
I haven't posted here in a very long while. It's not like things haven't happened: I practically burned the flesh off of my hand, cut said hand, fell down an escalator, fell gave myself a concussion, got sick and then got a rash(allergies).
Not sure what else could happen. I'm a little 'fraid to find out.
Ah well at least Kate Winslet won her Oscar FINALLY!!!! I swear to G-d of Anne Hathaway beat her and Meryl Streep I'd never watch movies again!!!!!
Not sure what else could happen. I'm a little 'fraid to find out.
Ah well at least Kate Winslet won her Oscar FINALLY!!!! I swear to G-d of Anne Hathaway beat her and Meryl Streep I'd never watch movies again!!!!!
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Only me...
So yesterday, on one of the coldest days so far, I missed my bus in the morning. I ended up being 1/2 hour late for work.
On my way home, still one of the coldest days so far this year, I missed my bus. I ended being 1/2 hour late getting home. I book ended my day.
This would've been fine. These things happen don't they?! But that's not all that happened. I mean this is me we're talking about so of course there is more!
To add insult to injury, or should I say injury to insult, it happened on the redline. I was sitting in an end seat next to a door, so I could make a quick exist off of the train at Park Street. My seat of course is closed on the side. The seat next to mine has a metal pole besides it for people who are standing to hold on to. There is not a lot of free space in the two end seats. I'm not the biggest person in the world, but I ain't little either. I freely admit I have a fat ass. A fat ass that was still able to sit in my seat, and my seat alone. A regular sized person could've sat down beside and been comfortable. Yeah.
This ginornmous beast of a woman decided she was going to squeeeeeze in besides me. There was no squeezing. She sat on half of me. I think I might of even whimpered a little. For a few moments I though I was going to have to go to the emergency room with crush injuries. Seriously! What do you say to someone like that "Could you please move your girth as I've lost the feeling in half of my body?"
Then I got to work this morning and when I took my jaket off I had this big white stain on my shoulder. Don't get excited it's not bird poo, I'm very sorry to disappoint. It is toothpast spittle. Somehow when I was brushing my teeth I got toothpaste spittle on the top of the my shoulder. I don't know what the hell I was doing that I got toothpaste spittle on my should, it must have a sight to see. I'm glad no one did. So now I'm going to go and try for the second time to remove the big white stain from my shoulder. I thought I had once already but it came back.
On my way home, still one of the coldest days so far this year, I missed my bus. I ended being 1/2 hour late getting home. I book ended my day.
This would've been fine. These things happen don't they?! But that's not all that happened. I mean this is me we're talking about so of course there is more!
To add insult to injury, or should I say injury to insult, it happened on the redline. I was sitting in an end seat next to a door, so I could make a quick exist off of the train at Park Street. My seat of course is closed on the side. The seat next to mine has a metal pole besides it for people who are standing to hold on to. There is not a lot of free space in the two end seats. I'm not the biggest person in the world, but I ain't little either. I freely admit I have a fat ass. A fat ass that was still able to sit in my seat, and my seat alone. A regular sized person could've sat down beside and been comfortable. Yeah.
This ginornmous beast of a woman decided she was going to squeeeeeze in besides me. There was no squeezing. She sat on half of me. I think I might of even whimpered a little. For a few moments I though I was going to have to go to the emergency room with crush injuries. Seriously! What do you say to someone like that "Could you please move your girth as I've lost the feeling in half of my body?"
Then I got to work this morning and when I took my jaket off I had this big white stain on my shoulder. Don't get excited it's not bird poo, I'm very sorry to disappoint. It is toothpast spittle. Somehow when I was brushing my teeth I got toothpaste spittle on the top of the my shoulder. I don't know what the hell I was doing that I got toothpaste spittle on my should, it must have a sight to see. I'm glad no one did. So now I'm going to go and try for the second time to remove the big white stain from my shoulder. I thought I had once already but it came back.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
The Train
Was packed with people. People here people there and all in my way. How very inconsiderate of them!!!!
Monday, December 1, 2008
No Sleep
Not 5 minutes last night. Not even 5 minutes. I could literally fall out of my chair right now.
Sigh...
Sigh...
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